- Brain Teasers

Tongue Twisters: Cool

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 16:35:28 +0000

Here are some interesting and cool Tongue Twisters

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw .....

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

Animal Joke

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 16:43:51 +0000

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said,"Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest." The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.

They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The Rabbit said,"Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to beat up the rabbit.

Windows Source Code !!

Sun, 06 Aug 2006 19:54:48 +0000

/*Windows '98 source code.*/
/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL_HARD

char make_prog_look_big 1600000 ;
char make_prog_look_big 1600000 ;

void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

True or False: Good Quiz

Mon, 07 Aug 2006 16:42:59 +0000

Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.
A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

English: Stupid Weird Language

Sun, 06 Aug 2006 18:53:45 +0000

English is a stupid language. Read below to understand:

There is no egg in the eggplant

No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.

If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth

Funny Dictionary

Sun, 06 Aug 2006 18:34:45 +0000

Some hidden meanings in the funny dictionary

Smile - A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Rumor - News that travels at the speed of sound.
Dictionary- The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
College - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Ecstasy - A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Office - A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.
Yawn - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. - A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Attitude Change

Fri, 14 Jul 2006 20:33:40 +0000

Amazing Story on how your attitude can change with 1 incident
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Imagine you are at an Airport. While you're waiting for your flight, you notice a kiosk selling cookies. You buy a box, put them in your traveling bag and then you patiently search for an available seat so you can sit down and enjoy your cookies. Finally, you find a seat next to a gentleman.

You reach down into your traveling bag and pull out your box of cookies.As you do so, you notice that the gentleman starts watching you intensely. He stares as you open the box and his eyes follow your hand as you pick up the cookie and bring it to your mouth. Just then he reaches over and takes one of your cookies from the box, and eats it! You're more than a little surprised at this. Actually, you're at a loss for words. Not only does he take one cookie, but also he alternates with you. For every one cookie you take, he takes one.

Management Speak: Boss and Supervisor

Wed, 03 May 2006 20:21:09 +0000

It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a lion is sitting outside his cave, lying lazily in the sun. Along comes a fox, out on a walk.

Fox: "Do you know the time, because my watch is broken"

Lion: "Oh, I can easily fix the watch for you"

Fox: "Hmm. But it's a very complicated mechanism, and your great claws will only destroy it even more"

Lion: "Oh no, give it to me, and it will be fixed"

Fox: "That's ridiculous! Any fool knows that lazy lions with great Claws cannot fix complicated watches"

Lion: "Sure they do, give it to me and it will be fixed"

The lion disappears into his cave, and after a while he comes back with the watch which is running perfectly. The fox is impressed, and the lion continues to lie lazily in the sun, looking very pleased with himself.

Strange Facts abouts Chocolate, Dogs, ketchup, lipstick ....

Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:59:32 +0000

Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system. A few ounces will kill a small sized dog.

By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class.

Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

Money isn't made out of paper, it is made out of cotton.

The 57 on a Heinz ketchup bottle represents the variety of pickles the Company once had.

Your stomach produces a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

Trivia: Amazing Facts

Sat, 22 Apr 2006 08:37:17 +0000

In Calama, a town in the Atacama Desert of Chile, it has never rained.

• There is so much moisture in the air that if it were all to condense and fall, there would be up to an additional three inches of water added to the earth's surface.

• Celery has negative calories. It takes more calories to eat and digest a piece of celery than the celery has in it initially.

• Scarlett O' Hara, Margaret Mitchell's Gone With the Wind lead character, was originally given the name Pansy.

• It takes about 50 hours for a snake to digest one frog.

• Rattlesnakes gather in groups to sleep through the winter. Sometimes up to 1,000 of them will coil up together to keep warm.

Cool 1 liners

Wed, 09 Mar 2005 16:40:47 +0000

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot.
The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

I say no to drugs they just don't listen

A friend in need is a pest indeed.

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane.

Born free taxed to death.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on

Spellings are Important ?

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 15:48:58 +0000

Read below to believe it:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt.

Japan and IBM

Thu, 04 Nov 2004 15:51:29 +0000

They're still laughing about this at IBM.

Apparently the computer giant decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the specifications, they set out that they will accept three defective parts per 10,000.

When the delivery came in there was an accompanying letter.

"We, Japanese people, had a hard time understanding North American business practices. But the three defective parts per 10,000 have been separately manufactured and have been included in the consignment. Hope this pleases you." .

Guess the Genius

Thu, 04 Nov 2004 15:45:25 +0000

The professor of a university challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?" A student answered bravely, "Yes, he did". The professor then asked, "If God created everything, then he created evil. Since evil exists (as noticed by our own actions), so God is evil. The student couldn't respond to that statement causing the professor to conclude that he had "proved" that "belief in God" was a fairy tale, and therefore worthless.

Another student raised his hand and asked the professor, "May I pose a question? "
"Of course" answered the professor.

The young student stood up and asked : "Professor does Cold exists?"

Clear your Old Cliches

Mon, 01 Nov 2004 20:24:57 +0000

Life is Short
Sorry. Life is not short, it's just that everything else lasts so long
-mountains, rivers, stars, planets - life seems short. Actually life lasts
just the right amount of time. Until you die. Death on the other hand....is
very, very short.

Nice Guys Finish Last
Not true. Studies have shown that, on average, nice guys finish third in a
field of six. Actually, short guys finish last. By the way, in medieval
times it was widely believed that nice guys finished twenty-sixth. You can
see how limited those people were.

Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right
Well, it just so happens that two wrongs do make a right. Not only that, but