- Humour-Hindi

Gujju Jokes: Gujjus Success Secret in Business

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 21:06:51 +0000

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Dhiru Bhai Shah.

Bill Gates:Thank you for coming. Those who do not know Programming may leave.
2000 people leave the room.

DhiruBhai says tohimself, 'I do not know Programming but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.

Dhiru Bhai says to himself' I never managed anybody by myself but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

Sad Hindi SMS Shayari

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:38:09 +0000

Some nice Hindi Shayari and SMS submitted by Fans

Jaruri to nahi jeene ke liye sahara ho,
Jaruri to nahi hum jenke hain vo hamare ho,
Kuch kashtiyan dub jati hain, jaruri to nahi
Ki har kashti ka kinara ho.

Submitted by Shankar Soman
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Na karta Shikayat Zamane se koi !
Agar maan jaata manane se koi !!
Kisi ko kyuin yaad karta koi !
Agar bhul jata bhulane se koi .... !!

Submitted by Shashi
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Chaha to bahot tha lekin woh mila naahin
Lakh koshisho ke bawjood humare beech ka fasla meeta naahin
Is kadar majboor kar diya zamane ne hume

Romantic Hindi SMS

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:10:52 +0000

Cool Romantic Hindi SMS Contributed by Users:

Log bewajah shak katre hai unpe
jo bina wajah pakde jaate hai.

Koi unko bhi shak ki nigaah se dekh le,
jo Ankhose dil ko chura lete hai.

-Contributed by Surendra Holambe

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Bhoolna jise chaahtein hain,
Yaad use hi sabse zyada karte hain
Chuda kar gaya tha jo daaman hamara,
Use paane ki aas aaj bhi rakhtein hain

-Contributed by Manisha Chawla

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Aye ! Jara Sun Albeli ...
Na Lana Aankhon Mein Kabhi Nami,
Kyunki Tumse Hai Roshan Ye Aasman Aur Zamin

Deadly Marathi PJ's

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 16:31:16 +0000

1.

4 mitra hotel madhe jataat..
waiter yeto ani sagle order detaat..
1st: 1 masala dosa
2nd: ajun 1 masala dosa
3rd: ajun 1 masala dosa
4th: CHALLENGE!!

5.

gabbar:ye haath mujhe de de thakkur..

thakur:gap re yedya aapan kay paach teen doon khektoy ka ??yeda

3.
2 chhoti mule ubhi astat.
pahila:mazi aai service karte.
dusra:mazi aai Tennis khelat nahi.:-(

4.
Baban : "kaa ho tumachya kaDe marutiche spare parts vikat miltat ka??"
Dukandaar : "Ho.."
Baban : "Mag mala ek gadaa dya..."

6.

ekda vargat ganitcha vishay chalu hota..

guruji:gotya,samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet.

Marathi PJ: Tu aani Me

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 17:02:46 +0000

A hilarious Marathi PJ ....

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= Tu aani Me =
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tu sui mi dora,
tu kaali mi gora

tu poli mi bhaat,
tu football mi laath

tu bashi mi cup,
tu ushi mi zhop.

tu ball mi bat,
tu undir mi cat...

mi mungla tu mungi,
tu saadi mi lungi..

tu love mi prem ,
tu photo mi frame..

tu doka mi kes,
tu saban mi fhes.

tu nisarga mi fiza,
tu kavita "Mi Maazha"

tu ghubad mi pankh,
tu vinchu mi dankh.

tu sambaar mi dosa
tu boxer mi thosa

tu kanik mi poli
tu aaushad mi goli.

tu petrol mi car,
tu daru mi bar.

tu dudh mi saai,
tu kes mi dye.....

Amitabh Joke

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:05:04 +0000

This is when Amitabh Bachaan got fit and fine after his long illness..... one fine morning he told his driver vijay "Arre bhai aaj Gaadi hum chalayenge..".

driver, "Par saab aapki tabyat?.."

amitabh "Aree meri tabyat thik ho gayi he vijay, I am fit and fine...kya disco karke dikhau, dialogue, stunt karkee dikhau.......Hain"

Ok then he starts driving the car very fast.... breaks first red signal.........

breaks second red signal..........

breaks on third red signal...........

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...

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Then a traffic hawaldar stops the car, tells the car to be sided to the road..

Engineer Joke: Engineer Woh Hai Jo ...

Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:27:54 +0000

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pak Gaya Hai
Mechanics Ki Padhai Mein
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mein
Term work Ki Chattie Mein

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Phas Gaya Hai
Campus Interviews Ke Maal Mein
S/W Testing Companies Ki Chaal Mein
Internals Aur Externals Ki Maar Mein

Engineer Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Mein Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mein Lunch Karta Hai
3 Am Ko Coding Karte Karte Juice Peeta Hai

Engineer Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Wada Pav Aur Bun Omlette Ke Pyar Mein
Bird watching Ke Vichar Mein
Cd's Ke Collection Mein
Girlfriends Ke Possession Mein

Engineer Wahi Hai Jo
Semester Ke Starting Mein Maze Karta Hai

Pratyekachya manat ek mastani aste

Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:34:29 +0000

Pratyekachya manat ek mastani aste
Are halu, hi goshta fakta swatashi bolaychi aste
Lagnachi asli tari ti fakta bayko aste
Apli mastani konalach sangaychi naste

Lok mhantat ha vyabhichar ahe,
Janun bujun kelela ek avichar ahe

Bolnare lok khotarde astat
Swatahpasun sudhha kahi tari lapvat astat
kartil tari kay, Saglech bajirao nastat

Lok nehemi asech vagtat,
Bajiravache prem great mhantat
Tumchya amchya charitryavar shintode udavtat
Yeta jata Naitikteche dos pajtat

Pratyekala thauk aste mastani apli honar nahi,
Saglyanchech nashib kahi tevdhe thor nahi
Tarihi apli mastani japaychi aste

Cubicle Joke: Cubicle ka kaidi

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 21:47:10 +0000

Amazing cubicle joke .. specially true for some company freshers

Main kaidi no [ur company id]..
Cubicle ke dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon
apni hi tarah khaali baithe ek colleague ko dekhta hoon kabhi mail karta
kabhi coffee peeta
kabhi Extn pe baat karta

Messenger pe chat karta rehta
woh kehte hain woh senior hai
fir kyon mere jaisa lagta hai
kyon din bhar FW: padhta hai

Main kaidi no [ur pm id]...
cubicle ki dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon
cabin me baithe apne PM ko dekhta hoon
kabhi phone pe
kabhi conference-call pe
gussa utarta jaane kis pe

who kehte hain project aane wala hai

Kanda Pohe: Marathi PJ (Poor Joke)

Sat, 16 Dec 2006 21:54:24 +0000

Kande poha (A term for marriage talks) cha program chaloo asto …..

Mulgi : Tumhi kay karta

Mulga (Mishkil Swaraat) : AANGHOL (Hee Hee Hee)

Mulga : Bare te jau dyaat tula kaay
yeta?

Mulgi (Chidun) : GHAAM (Hee Hee Hee)

Mulga (varmun) : Bare tula gaata yete kaa?

Mulgi : Hooo...

Mulga : Mag gaaun dakhav

Mulgi : Baher waalat takalay..

Hindi PJ (poor jokes)

Fri, 01 Dec 2006 02:19:31 +0000

Some hilarious PJ (You have been warned!)

Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!

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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan Le!

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Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal pilane k baad
Theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.

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Funny God and Kid Joke

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 03:13:13 +0000

A kid wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks,
But nothing happened.

Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, India,they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of India as a joke.

The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20.
The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little kid, and he did not want to spoil the kid.

The little kid was delighted with Rs.20, and decided to write a thank you note to God, which read:

Hindi PJ: Funny PJs

Mon, 04 Sep 2006 20:19:53 +0000

Hilarious Hindi PJs ... You have been warned !!!

what is the cube of 13?

Its : SUROOR wondering how?
thats bcoz.... TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR

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ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log ghanashyam bulate the...batao kyon?

kyonki uska naam ghanashyam tha..

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this is a great PJ .... wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?

.......Aaila!!!!! kisne mera pocket maar liya

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One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for
the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.

Shayari: Proposing a girl

Sat, 02 Sep 2006 14:11:01 +0000

DIL JALA DHUVA UTTHA AANKH MEIN AANSU BHAR AAYE,15)
SAGAR TAT BAITHA MAIN SONCHU KASHH MERA DILBHAR AAYE.

KYO KHAFA HAI MUJSE, MERI AAISI BHI KYA GALTI HAI ?
DEKH KE TUJKO SATH KISI KE, DIL KI DUNIYA JALTI HAI.

PYAR KA PAUDHA, DIL KE LAHU SE MAINE AB TAK SINCHA HAI,
HATH BADHAYA MAINE , TUNE HATH KYO VAPAS KHINCHA HAI?

JINA TERE BIN MUSHKIL HAI, MARNA BHI NAMUMKIN HAI.
RUT HASI, MURHUT BHI SAHI HAI, KYA SHADI AB MUMKIN HAI?

Shayari: baarish Aaj ki kuch apni si lagi

Sat, 02 Sep 2006 14:02:20 +0000

Aaj ki baarish kuch apni si lagi
Aisa laga jaise,
Jitne aansoon maine tumhare liye bahae,
khul ke aasman se neeche aa tapke ..

Jaise..
Jitni mohabbat mujhe tumse thi
iss baarish ki harr boond ne yeh batlaya

Jaise..
Aankein band karke
koi apna nazzar aya

Jaise ..
Aankhein khol kar
Mujhe milli meri purani zindagi
Jiss mein Tum the aur Mein
aur .. Koi nahin
Iss tarha hi..
Aaj ki baarish kuch apni si lagi ..