Humour-Hindi

BHAGWAN AAP KEE PICHKARI KA PRESSURE BANAYE RAKHE
Happy Holi
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This holi may your hands get as dirty as your mind, your language as colorful as your thoughts and your actions as naughty as your intentions.
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May god paint the canvas of ur life with the most vibrant colours and sprinkle peace and joy at every step HAPPY HOLI
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Red for Love, Green for Success, Blue for Health & Pink for Happiness.
May God bless u with all these colours!! Wish you and family, very Happy Holi
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Milte rahiye, dost banate rahiye
Has ke jo bhi mile, gale lagate rahiye ... » read more

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe.

5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Dhiru Bhai Shah.

Bill Gates:Thank you for coming. Those who do not know Programming may leave.
2000 people leave the room.

DhiruBhai says tohimself, 'I do not know Programming but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'

Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.

Dhiru Bhai says to himself' I never managed anybody by myself but I have
nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays. ... » read more

Some nice Hindi Shayari and SMS submitted by Fans

Jaruri to nahi jeene ke liye sahara ho,
Jaruri to nahi hum jenke hain vo hamare ho,
Kuch kashtiyan dub jati hain, jaruri to nahi
Ki har kashti ka kinara ho.

Submitted by Shankar Soman
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Na karta Shikayat Zamane se koi !
Agar maan jaata manane se koi !!
Kisi ko kyuin yaad karta koi !
Agar bhul jata bhulane se koi .... !!

Submitted by Shashi
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Chaha to bahot tha lekin woh mila naahin
Lakh koshisho ke bawjood humare beech ka fasla meeta naahin
Is kadar majboor kar diya zamane ne hume ... » read more

Cool Romantic Hindi SMS Contributed by Users:

Log bewajah shak katre hai unpe
jo bina wajah pakde jaate hai.

Koi unko bhi shak ki nigaah se dekh le,
jo Ankhose dil ko chura lete hai.

-Contributed by Surendra Holambe

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Bhoolna jise chaahtein hain,
Yaad use hi sabse zyada karte hain
Chuda kar gaya tha jo daaman hamara,
Use paane ki aas aaj bhi rakhtein hain

-Contributed by Manisha Chawla

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Aye ! Jara Sun Albeli ...
Na Lana Aankhon Mein Kabhi Nami,
Kyunki Tumse Hai Roshan Ye Aasman Aur Zamin ... » read more

1.

4 mitra hotel madhe jataat..
waiter yeto ani sagle order detaat..
1st: 1 masala dosa
2nd: ajun 1 masala dosa
3rd: ajun 1 masala dosa
4th: CHALLENGE!!


5.

gabbar:ye haath mujhe de de thakkur..

thakur:gap re yedya aapan kay paach teen doon khektoy ka ??yeda


3.
2 chhoti mule ubhi astat.
pahila:mazi aai service karte.
dusra:mazi aai Tennis khelat nahi.:-(

4.
Baban : "kaa ho tumachya kaDe marutiche spare parts vikat miltat ka??"
Dukandaar : "Ho.."
Baban : "Mag mala ek gadaa dya..."


6.

ekda vargat ganitcha vishay chalu hota..

guruji:gotya,samajh tujhya kadhe 10 laadu aahet. ... » read more