Brain Teasers

Here are some interesting and cool Tongue Twisters

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

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Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw .....

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I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish. ... » read more

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said,"Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest." The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.

They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The Rabbit said,"Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.

The three animals then came across a lion about to shoot up. The Rabbit said, "Lion, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest." The lion looked at the rabbit and then at the needle. He put down the needle and started to beat up the rabbit. ... » read more

/*Windows '98 source code.*/
/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1998
*/

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL_HARD

char make_prog_look_big 1600000 ;
char make_prog_look_big 1600000 ;

void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); ... » read more

Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?

1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
7. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
8. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
9. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
10. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
11. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
12. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
13. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
14. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
15. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
16. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.
17. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
18. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
19. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.
20. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

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English is a stupid language. Read below to understand:


There is no egg in the eggplant

No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.

If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth ... » read more